wrathiabellomina:

official-cronusampora:

theheartmaid:

ivysaint:

Why does that one cat have red eyes? That shit ain’t normal

can we talk about the dog with a dick on its back

THE SHIBA WITH THE BOOT PAWS!!!!!

the cats eyes are blood orange actually

nintendo mushroom cookie

dorkstrider:

trying to explain why sweet bro and hella jeff is funny is literally impossible

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

leandraholmes:

frankenstinwentmad:

leandraholmes:

theblacksmithsdaughter:

nhaneh:

bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

cats are really smart and its really frustrating when they figure out how to turn knobs and open doors.

If cats are smart then what are my three doofusses? ^^

Do, they are just like people. However they don’t have societal expectations to give a fuck about things, and are therefore assholes.

Seriously, my cats can be so dumb sometimes though. 

Last night, there was a huge fly-spider-mosquito-thingy-whatsitcalled-in-any-language? And my little Lizzy went completely nuts and wanted to chase it. Unfortunately, it kept flying close to the ceiling, so I had to pick her up, hold her up and let her catch it. She did and then, back on the ground, after having let it fly again and me having to help her a second time, she ate it. Good. 

So… after that everything should have been fine, right? Wrong. She kept running around, looking up, as if she couldn’t understand where the thing had gone. “I’m sorry, darling, but Mr Spider-Fly-Mosquito-Thing can’t come out to play any more BECAUSE YOU ATE HIM! YOU CHEWED HIM UP INTO THOUSANDS OF TINY PIECES AND NOW HE’S DECOMPOSING IN YOUR STOMACH!!!” 

ahegao-intensifies:

shibuyasentai:

Share a Coke with Senpai

Omfg

ahegao-intensifies:

shibuyasentai:

Share a Coke with Senpai

Omfg

nogoodnamesremain:

uberhaxorimmortal:

sexyscones:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

canada is my favourite contury

youre-still-not-punk-rock

I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.

callieohpenis:

madragingven:

family photos
happy 4/13 everyone

where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me madmy piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than thisfuCKINGLOOK AT THISFAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOSI’M GOING TO SCREAMI AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOMAND SCREAMDO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES????? WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’IT’S NOT 

callieohpenis:

madragingven:

family photos

happy 4/13 everyone

where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me mad
my piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than this
fuCKING
LOOK AT THIS
FAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOS
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOM
AND SCREAM
DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES????? 
WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’
IT’S NOT 

taraebooks:

Does anyone ever just

image

is the otp bursting out of his chest or ramming into it with full force idk either way its accurate

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

buttlass:

officiallifealert:

buttlass:

HOW TO GET EXTRA COLORS ON SNAPCHAT: THE GUIDE
idk if this works on android, but it does on iphone so yeah. here ya go

This does work on Android

there u have it folx

xaldien:

bethums:

fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

Idol