no fuck you i will memorize this

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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simsfaq:

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it works, btw

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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clearlypositive:

people who don’t get excited about tv shows make me uncomfortable

kristaferanka:

LADIES OF X 2 IS NOW ON SALE
there is only a stock of 39 right now, but if i sell out, ill look into making more.
the Emma print will go up either today or over the next few days
and i won’t be able to begin shipping for another week or so. waiting to get more tubes.

kristaferanka:

LADIES OF X 2 IS NOW ON SALE

there is only a stock of 39 right now, but if i sell out, ill look into making more.

the Emma print will go up either today or over the next few days

and i won’t be able to begin shipping for another week or so. waiting to get more tubes.

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

taylorswiftmademefearless:

stydiaofficial:

if you don’t think some of the hate Taylor Swift receives is unnecessary and sexist let me just remind you that she once wore a black turtle neck, jeans and boots and this was a result

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scandalous wow cover your eyes