Why does that one cat have red eyes? That shit ain’t normal
can we talk about the dog with a dick on its back
THE SHIBA WITH THE BOOT PAWS!!!!!
the cats eyes are blood orange actually
trying to explain why sweet bro and hella jeff is funny is literally impossible
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«
Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.
cats are really smart and its really frustrating when they figure out how to turn knobs and open doors.
If cats are smart then what are my three doofusses? ^^
Do, they are just like people. However they don’t have societal expectations to give a fuck about things, and are therefore assholes.
Seriously, my cats can be so dumb sometimes though.
Last night, there was a huge fly-spider-mosquito-thingy-whatsitcalled-in-any-language? And my little Lizzy went completely nuts and wanted to chase it. Unfortunately, it kept flying close to the ceiling, so I had to pick her up, hold her up and let her catch it. She did and then, back on the ground, after having let it fly again and me having to help her a second time, she ate it. Good.
So… after that everything should have been fine, right? Wrong. She kept running around, looking up, as if she couldn’t understand where the thing had gone. “I’m sorry, darling, but Mr Spider-Fly-Mosquito-Thing can’t come out to play any more BECAUSE YOU ATE HIM! YOU CHEWED HIM UP INTO THOUSANDS OF TINY PIECES AND NOW HE’S DECOMPOSING IN YOUR STOMACH!!!”
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
canada is my favourite contury
I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.
happy 4/13 everyone
where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me mad
my piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than this
LOOK AT THIS
FAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOS
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOM
DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES?????
WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’
Does anyone ever just
is the otp bursting out of his chest or ramming into it with full force idk either way its accurate
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
HOW TO GET EXTRA COLORS ON SNAPCHAT: THE GUIDE
idk if this works on android, but it does on iphone so yeah. here ya go
This does work on Android
there u have it folx